Figure That One Out By Yourself, Sherlock

sickWarner Bros has released the trailer for Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes. The film stars Robert Downey Jr as Sherlock, Jude Law co-stars as Dr. John Watson, Rachel McAdams plays Holmes’ love-interest, “the deceptive” Irene Adler. And Mark Strong plays the film’s villain Lord Blackwood, an industrialist who “holds sway over a cult of dark-arts practitioners and claims to possess supernatural powers, is linked to a series of murders.
I heard its gunna be Pirates of the Caribeans ish.. with the comedic undertoens n shit with the action.. should be brud.. i always fucked wit sherlock, never read the books.. bu the cartoon was chill.. and its a classic, so you gotta enjoy it.

Spread The Green

I'm late to tell everybody bout this but we still got time.. soo I dunno if you have seen the trailers for Earth the movie.. but take the discovery channel with a hint of acid and there it is..LMAO .. maybe not..atall.. but wut it is.. is glorious.. The visuals, in just the trailer alone are captivating, so I could only imagine what the movie would be like.. But that being said if you go see the movie today(it was really for this whole opening weekend), Disney will plant a tree in your honor.. to promote Earth day which was on the Friday or Thursday that just passsed. So go check it out.. its rated G.. and it looks out of this world.. imma go seee it. zooted with the tribe.. fcuk wit it.

Fucking Bruges

Nothing like some wholesome blasphemy from Irish assasins.. Colin Ferrell and the Giant nigga from Harry Potter in,"In Bruges".. they bring new meaning to every form of cursing I have ever grown accustomed to... lol.. theres a "fucking cunt" scene... no matter how much of a sus asshole u are, u gotta laugh.

Ooo Yeah!

When you think hippies and think the 60's, I think you almsot have to mention Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test. Its one of the best pieces of literature to ever hit the market but otuside of that its probably the best book to read lifted... other than Ishmael... btu thats a different discussion.. Well "The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test" will now be hitting theaters by 2010.
"When published in 1968, the book shattered cultural perceptions of the peaceful, passive hippie zeitgeist by introducing the Merry Pranksters, author Ken Kesey's roving gonzo army of LSD-fueled pioneers who tripped about the country, mixing it up with rowdy Oregonians, Bay Area hippies, Hollywood rockers, Hell's Angels and a flurry of left-handed characters that launched the psychedelic movement into mainstream America and ushered in the Grateful Dead."
This movie could either be extremely sus or extremely brud... lol.. depending on how indepth the director illustrates the acid trips that the different characters go through... I cant give my stamp of FUCK WIT IT approval till I see the previews.. bu Fuck wit the book.. and get at me.

Inglorious Bastards

Tarantino working on the "Grindhouse" set.

I'm a huge... pretty fucking serious.. Quentin Tarntino Fan.. I mean I fucked with Pulp Fiction when I was 8, so you already know wasup... It seems the mad-man is back at it with his latest film, "Inglorious Bastards". Inglourious Basterds, premiering this month in Cannes, has been described as Pulp Fiction meets The Dirty Dozen meets The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, set in Nazi-occupied France. It stars Brigitte Lacombe and Brad Pitt, two of the brudest actors out there, when it comes to star power and ability. I know I'm going to definitely fuck with this movie once its out here in states.. till then check out these pics from their Vanity Fair shoot:

Stay At Home Yungin's

Sasha Baron Cohen..liek why the fuck do u havta use his whole name.. neways.. he's The dude who brought you Borat.. and the Ali G show.. and now he's hooking ya'll up wit Bruno.. a fashion guru, definite blade..lol.. but yea.. it looks like this movie just got to sus cuz it got the RED BAND by the FCC which means its an NC-17 film.. crazy shit.. heres the tralier.. fuck wit it.. or not.. haha.. i'm sure it'll be funny as shit tho.

A Classic Chow

Today was pretty much one of those chill, relax watch movies all day time of deals.. After getting my tribal chief on, i sprawled out on my couch.. and watched old movies all day passing out inbetween... I woke up during "Breakfast at Tiffany's" and I didnt kno nothing bout it.. but once I saw Audrey Hepburn grace my television, I was good... shes that classy, seductress, you can smoke in my car chow.. hahah and for that.. she's the.. CHOW OF THE DAY

Apatown

-painting by Seth Rogen for Judd Apatow

If you aren't familiar with the name Judd Apatow.. you are fucking slacking.. cuz the guy is making stupid dinero, the funniest films, and is the reason you prolli saw your last favortie movie.. Judd Apatow is sick director who has basically brought together the new faces fo Comedy.. I did that post on the FEMPIRE not too long ago.. those were some of the female plawrights he has on deck.. but otuside of that.. Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill.. They got the bossest set in Hollywood right now. Here's soem of their pics that are out right now and are about to come out... check them all out...

I Love You, Man

Slapping on my bass!! haha

Observe and Report



Adventureland


Fuck wit 'em.

Domestic Abuse

It seems after the Rihanna-Chris Brown situation, domestic abuse and date abuse have become a big topic in everyday news.. Theres was a pretty big article in the New York Times, I have a project in my theater insight class n gotta do a scene on Domestic Abuse in our generation, and now Kiera Knightley has put out a PSA on domestic abuse. Its pretty intense... watch it.. fuck wit it..

Fox Wishes This Was Joke An April Fools Joke

It looks like today the man, Fox Corporation, got an extra dose of fuck outta here! LOL Somebody out there leaked the yet to be released, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, movie. Within the first couple of hours there were thousands of downloads all over the nation... I'm just waiting for all the downloads to be a virus, cuz that would be a good fucking April Fools joke. hahah(no complaitns have been reported) Overall kinda sus for Fox, kinda Brud for people who have computers.


The Download: WOLVERINE MOVIE

100!

You never realize how lucky you are, or just how fucked up the world is.. until you see it in terms and numbers you can relate too.. Well this video, made by the miniature earth project, shows you what the world would be like if there were onyl a 100 people on earth. It's pretty crazy.. watch the vid, check their BLOG.. fuck wit it.. and have a good day

DBZ!

i smiled the second I saw this fucking preview.. lol.. If you were a kid in the 90's who had cartoon network, this shit was like gold. Everyday at 7 and shit.. I would go the homie Trey's house.. go skating, play tony hawk on playstation 1, go play ball at the park, come home warm up the hot-pockets and watch dragon ball z. Clockwork.. I will most definitely be at this movie.. FUCk wit IT

I Love You, Rashida!

I saw I Love You, Man last night(funny as shit), and This lady, this beauty, this CHOW!was in it. But she's not just any upncoming chick.. I thought she was just some new actress chow ya kno, but after doing my research I found she's a genius n apart of american royalty. Rashida Jones, is the daughter of famed legend producer Quincy Jones and actress Peggy Lipton. This girl also went to Harvard and graduated. So basically shes a super chow, who's smart, can act, is a model, and she took from her father cuz shes a writer and musician. SO if you ever wnated to knwo who the perfect Chow was. Here ya go. Rashida Jones... CHOW OF THE DAY.




If you need a Rashida fix, she's on the tv show The Office. So check her out for sure.

Being Bad, Never Looked So Good

I recently read an article about the best dressed villains. And their list was aite. But then I started thinking bout all the fucking bad guys in movies, and all the drug dealers, bounty hunters, etc. And realized these dudes were well dressed during their times of mischief. That being said here's my list:

Bonnie and Clyde

-stole this from them

George Jung- Blow


Jesse James and his Gang.



Pinky


I got a bunch more on my list(Goldfinger, Pupl Fiction, Kill Bill).. but these are my favorites.. FUCK WIT IT.

Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck

If you have never watched a 3 stooges episode, or movie or anything with them in it, you are missing out on some comedic shit.. like i'm going to bless the earth, then watch them seriously.. haha.. But back to this post.. For you 3 Stooges fans, MGM, is going to do a remake based on the characters from the original 3 Stooges. And the cast seems to be all greats. MGM and the Farrelly brothers are closing in on their cast for "The Three Stooges."

Studio has set Sean Penn to play Larry, and negotiations are underway with Jim Carrey to play Curly, with the actor already making plans to gain 40 pounds to approximate the physical dimensions of Jerome "Curly" Howard.
The studio is zeroing in on Benicio Del Toro to play Moe.
The film is not a biopic, but rather a comedy built around the antics of the three characters that Moe Howard, Larry Fine and Howard played in the Columbia Pictures shorts.

I Want To Eat Your Children.. All Praise Be To Allah..

I'm not gunna write shit. Watch the first video. Then the second video. You'll want to see the movie.

Beast among men.