BUD- WISEE--ERRR

I'm all about a good brewski and some Tele action.. lol.. like a sunday night chillin, sippin, relaxin.. a couple tokes too.. man that sounds wonderful.. I guess thats why Supreme just did this collab wit Budweiser, and I must say I fuck wit it!.. lol.. especially that tank, and the duffle bag.. I will havta hit up the homie J.MOney aka Jordan Llavaness aka the Wiseman.. to hook up the goods wen it gets to Supreme.. until then I'll wait with my Venice Beach poncho on.. lol



J-Money says stop.. this shit is too brud! lmao

I'm Back

my childhood was encompassed on the fact.. that I thought I could do anything I saw on tv... lol.. like i wuld try anything BugsBunny or the Animaniacs wuld do.. but to like my sister or my parents or anyone I thought i could put in a sus position.. and now that I look back on old cartoons and see how fucked up they are, really explains a lot about my current state.. lol... they were mind manipulating us from the get go...
please watch this banned episode of tiny tunes.. when all the little niggas get sooo fucking booted on some booze and steal a police car.. hahahah.. yea..

Keep It Tidy

Our nation takes joy in watching the people at the top fall to the bottom.. and the bastard from the bottom rise to the top.. and repeat...

Well one of the most common signs of a soon to come breakdown of a female social figures career is...the vag shot... up the skirt, no panties, bush on deck... lol.. Which is why this ad by advertising firm, Cavalry out of Australia.. is genius.. its for Brazilian waxing company.. and its clearly influened by the pictorals of our Britney, Lindsay, and Paris'-esque chicas.. i fuck wit it.. i prefer the lady to keep it tidy.. haha

But honestly nothinG is fucking wit RIHANNA'S PIX.. LOL

Songs About... Social Networking..

The songs say it all:
Tweet Dat- Andy Milonakis, this guy is always a fucking nut.. haha..
Facebook Swag- by my homie the Answer aka Renaldo Woolridge aka Young NBA..
both songs are eqaully entertaining.. lol


now thats music wit a purpose.

Album Must BE ON The Way

I would first like to say YOU'RE WELCOME.. on to my thoughts:
Honestly Diddy is the best promoter, marketer, business person in the world.. You remember the recent display of semi-insanity Cassie displayed, when she "decided" to shave off half her head.. this was at the peak of Amber Rose being relevant.. Well now she has taken it to new heights.. And i'm flying up there with her.. lmao.. DO EXPECT HER ALBUM THIS SUMMER FOR SURE! neways..
Nude pix.. ON DECK.. nipples pierced, I remember those from the Complex shoot(above)...haha... The world of entertainment is crazy children, its pretty much all fun and games until your naked pictures are everywhere.. then its just pure entertainment!


she cant even be a wifey any more.. cuz it aint like she got Kim K moves, she eating off Diddy's plate.. sooo Cassie you are officially on the verge of being a Slump.. you join the likes of Aubrey O'Day, Lindsay Lohan, Angel Lola Luv, Paris Hilton, Meagan Good.. you knwo what Amebr Rose is the queen Slumper.. lol.. basically your a Chow, and I'll Slump ya, but never will we have a connection. good day.

Truth Syrum

these new sites that are jus simple stories are funny as shit.. like fmylife, thisiswhyyourefat, and now my new obsession: textsfromlastnight.. lol! i think u can get a good idea about wut people post on this site.. lmao.. all those times u took that one extra drink.. so u culd say whats really on ur mind.. so you culd jus send that "wasup wit the smash?!" text.. or for some of us.. its the time u can finally get ur true simping on.. from my expert analysis of texting while under the influence.. its usually the Sav's who simp text, and the Simp's who get Savagely on texts, once properly zooted or booted... so the next time u think botu sending that 3 am test.. remember there is now a palce for u to be exposed! LMAO.. fuckk wit it!


(405): I'm drunk
(615): Is that why you're texting me
(405): Yes

(860): I'm not a mortal combat character
(410): but my vagina is

LA zip codes need to start reppin on there!
TextsFromLastNight

Show and Tell.

I have had dreams about this.. lol.. A senior in high school, Christopher Archer, Kersey, Colorado gave his teacher a weed brownie, without telling her.. lol.. now there are a couple twists to the story.. one apparently the teacher had paid the kid to buy her some pills.. and two some other kids ate the brownies and didnt get zooted.. but the teacher was taken to the hospital for feelign sick and after a few tests it came out.. she was PA-PA-PAPA-Zooted!(brought that bak for yung turo) LOL.. the kid got arrested and put on $50,000 bail.. wut a dickhead.. if she was tryna get pills u shulda jus told her you made her a delicious brownie with secret herbs n spices..

This teacher is soo zooted.. LMAAAAOOOO..

I'm Always Thirsty...

Dos Equis basically played on the two biggest parts of manhood.. Chuck Norris and our egos.. The "Most Interestign Man Ever" is definitly an ode, or a crazy copy of Chuck Norris.. white people think hes the truth.. LOL.. idunno.. i dont fuck wit him but its kool.. and well if you ask Rex hes the Thirstiest Man Alive.. (hes sober now.. good job dude)but back in the day he was a beast.. got me drunk for the first time at 15 and I barfed and didnt drink till i was 17.. suss.. but I've been thirsty ever since: fuck wit dos equis!

Sweet Mary Jane

An ode to this wonderful day.. here are some ladies that have held the name that still captures so many heart.. hahaha

Mary Jane Potmen- "Half-Baked"


Mary Jane Watson(Kierstun Dunst)-"Spiderman"


Mary Jane Watson(the chower cartoon..lol)

Ron Burgundy Vs. The Wild

Ya'll kno that fucking show Man Vs. Wild with Bear Grylls.. Survivor Man is better.. but another day another day.. ahha.. Well all around funny white guy Will Ferrell took it upon himself to go on an adventure with Bear for an episode of Man vs. Wild.. Froom the sounds of it.. it was fucking intense.. in the snowy mountains of Sweeden, in the start of winter.. The most important part of the whole situation is the part where this nigga had to drink his own piss.. lol.. like thats crazy.. Your gunna havta get me the fuck outta there.. before i'm drinking my own piss for the worlds entertainment.. LMAO.. well heres a few extra details for all ya'll:

Talking about his stint in the freezing temperatures, Ferrell said: "It was the thrill of a lifetime, even though I did get urine drunk, which is sad".
During the two days - which will be documented in a special episode of Grylls' TV show 'Man vs. Wild' - Will also had to abseil down a 100-foot waterfall, sleep in a snow shelter and eat reindeer eyeballs.

Too Hot For Tv

It seems the bearer of Ass, Kim K, cant shake her simple ways.. lol.. chow but simple.. burnt up her face in Mexico... she needs to fuck wit some aloe n a bleeze.. shuld be good by tomorrow.

KING ARTHUR.. the young sus

It took me a minute to get this video onto youtube... had to beg my sister to do it.. lmao.. and its entertainment gold.. my little broski.. Arthur akak turo aka panda aka Yung Sus Boss aka Future Anti-Sus... I basically raised this hombre.. and u can tell.. haha.. quite the dickhead.. I'm proud of him tho, he holds it down, steals the show.. shit like I used to do.. now if I only I wuld SUS MYSELF.. and put my prep video.. NOPE.

Fucking Bruges

Nothing like some wholesome blasphemy from Irish assasins.. Colin Ferrell and the Giant nigga from Harry Potter in,"In Bruges".. they bring new meaning to every form of cursing I have ever grown accustomed to... lol.. theres a "fucking cunt" scene... no matter how much of a sus asshole u are, u gotta laugh.

Chinchilla Lining In My New Era

LA niggas makin street anthems.. thats what its about now.. its looking liek LA hiphop is becoming a fusion between Atlanta shit and Fairfax.. which is koo.. I fuck wit it.. but will the world? I bring you Rob Roy:

He Who Laughs In The Face Of A Recession

Today, Goldman Sachs reported a profit of 1.8 billion dollars. And my bills are late.. Fuck my life..

CEO of Goldman Sachs-Lloyd Blankfein

sidenote: last quarter was the only time Goldman Sachs has ever reported a loss since being created in 1999.. dont call it a comebak. fucking bastards. lol

Fuck Your Easter

Today, for Easter my brother & sister both got $200 gifts from my parents. I got a chocolate egg. I'm allergic to chocolate. FML

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years having sex with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!!". April Fools was 12 days ago. FML

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The Return of Slim Shady

I told ya'll bout Eminem shooting his video a couple weeks back in Vegas.. well that shit just hit the net and this guyy is back to his old ways.. the track is his usual single type track, "Real Slim Shady", "My Name Is", "Just Lose It".. It's not the side of him I fuck with but still its Eminem.. More importantly the video is crazyy.. he takes a shot at everybody in mainstream America.. not too different then that boy-nigga 50.. but Em is white and funny soo it aint the same.. lol.. you cant embed the video from no where.. so here are some scene pics and the link is at the bottom:

Bret Michaels

Jessica Simpson- "fat"

Sarah Palin MILF

Elvis and Amy Winehouse

EMINEM VIDEO

Putting Work In On The Hills

Everyone seems to hate this guy, Spencer, but this nigga is the best character on the show.. like the nigga talkin the most shit and backing it up, is gunna make brud tv.. that beign said this guyyyy! haha. he got mad cuz some bitchnigga wwas snitchin on him.. so he threatened to whoop his ass, then did this:


that is Anti-Sus