Researchers, excavating caves in southern Germany(shout out to Auntie Hilda and my little cousin Noah).. found the worlds oldest piece of figurative sculpture. The carving found in six fragments in Germany's Hohle Fels cave depicts a woman with a swollen belly, wide-set thighs and large, protruding breasts.
PROTRUDING breasts.. lol.. thats a good description.
The researchers had to say:
"It's very sexually charged," said University of Tuebingen archaeologist Nicholas Conard, who found the sculpture last September.
Coco must've been the inspiration behind their sculpture.. 35,000 years ago LMAO.
