This Is Why You're Fat!

Thanks to Papa Squat Santiago, I have encountered the official reason why the rest of the world hates us! WOWW.. Viewer discretion advised.. lol


The Thunderdome

Three stacks of bacon, sausage, elk meat, onions and cheese between tortillas all topped with sour cream, two fried eggs and scallions.


The Fifth Third Burger

A 5/3 of a pound beef patty with lettuce, tomato, salsa, sour cream, chili and Fritos on an eight-inch sesame seed bun.


The Porkgasm

Bacon strips, bacon sausage, ham sausage, ham slices, smoked pork sausage and roasted pork belly surrounded by ground sausage shaped into a pig, wrapped in bacon and roasted. Garnished with chili ears and tail.


Blueberry Waffle Breakfast Sandwich

Breakfast sandwich with two eggs, two sausages, ham, string cheese and bacon between two blueberry waffles glazed with maple syrup.

You can now relax.. its over.. haha.. but don't worry we will have a THISISWHYYOUREFAT of the day.. from now on! lmao